February 2011
Soaking my thighsssss
They hurt
January 2011
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I have an unnatural lesbian crush
On Katy Perry
At Mel's
With my ladiessss
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saw this thought you may like it
saw this thought you may like it
To the annoying person on my Facebook
Please don’t start your countdown to your wedding 250 days before it’ll happen. Thanks.
Regional Dialect Meme
Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
Now answer these questions:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bug that when you touch it, curls...
When you finish painting your nails, and you touch...
littlemissdorkette:
ACCURATE!
or have to pee and you’re wearing blue jeans.
fuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
just because I think all of you should know
i’m a demi-god….dess